Reportage

Reporting from Calcutta, Sir —
22°28’06.4″N 88°21’46.0″E
Altitude 11 m
Wind High, north bound
Visibility clear

I am in the middle of a war zone right now, shells and mortars and trotting big guns and swishing bullets all over. Little little missiles, Sir! Missiles peeping through the civilians windows. From my position I can see approx 3 km in all directions, it’s around 10 m high from ground, Sir! Crackers worth couple of pink notes are going off every single minute, Sir. Who says we are a poor country? Someone say that again and I’ll tie a pack of rockets with his tail, Sir. We have no guns or ammunition Sir. No problem Sir. Siachen me hamare jawan lad rahe hai!
Over and out.

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